Swanktown!

"living swank is the best revenge"(victus swankus est optimus ultionis)

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The Songs Of Swanktown

 

"it ain't the francs in the bank it's the swank in the tank"

"Greetings kittens what's been twitchin'?" 

Nature Boy - Swank Style  

The Stories Of Swanktown

"let's put some gravy on the train"  

"lords and ladies . . . please rise for his Royal Slyness"  

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Mysteries Of Swanktown Solved Below

Episode #87 I Smell A Rat - Lizarda was simply mailing a mortgage payment for the pink house on the hill that she and Lana owned before they left town for their European extravaganza. It was much easier now that she had that extra $25,000. What, you thought she would turn him in?

Episode #71 The Wicked One - Estelle gets on the back of Damian's motorcycle and he takes her straight to the convent. But she won't go in. And she never does. But after 2 weeks of unspeakable pleasure Damian leaves town for 6 months and they never speak again. He is The Wicked One after all.

Episode #72 The Fountain - Mr. Lucky is always good for his word and the fountain gets built in magnificent splendor where even now it delights hundreds daily. Chauncy and Charmaine are still a couple.

Episode #73 Pawn Of Romance - Of COURSE she says yes! Vera begins to work part time at Bogie's Emporium so she can spend more time with her man. She tries to fancy the place up but Bogie won't have it although he does develop a taste for champagne.

Episode #76 It Ain't Like In The Movies - Wally does get a new puppy. A black and white Schnauzer named Pepper. But he still watches way too many movies and still doesn't have a girlfriend. Although there is that little cutie he met who walks her dog in the park at the same time Wally walks Pepper.

Episode #77 Secrets Of The Fur Purse - Of course Cosmo call's Sally's number. But by the time he does the number is no good. Now it rings to a plumbing supply warehouse. Sally remains one of the un-Cosmo-ized ladies of the world. There aren't many.

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